Counting the Days to California

I know a girl, she don't like malls
The crowds, the stores, the booths and the stalls
I have to admit, I don't mind 'em much
And our date didn't go real well as such

And I'm counting the days to California
And I'm counting the days to California

I know a girl, her folks run a store
It's not easy to sell used books anymore
I have to admit, I don't mind the chains
They've got coffee and music and books for small brains

And I'm counting the days to California
And I'm counting the days to California

I know a girl, she's not too bright
She's none too swift, but she looks all right
I toyed with the thought of asking her out
But her brains ain't much to write home about

And I'm counting the days to California
And I'm counting the days to California

I know a girl, she's goin' to school
And she's majoring in Classics, which I guess is cool
There isn't much call for Latin these days
But she likes to get stoned, and that's why she stays

And I'm counting the days to California
And I'm counting the days to California